Ugly Americans

Pilot

A New York Department of Integration social worker helps supernatural creatures adapt to city life.

An American Werewolf in America

Mark cares for an undocumented werewolf, and Leonard envies his famous magician brother, Christ Angel.

Demon Baby

Callie goes baby-crazy when Mark fosters a demon orphan, and Twayne notices odd changes in his body.

Blob Gets a Job

Mark accidentally outs Randall as a zombie, and Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

Treegasm

Mark helps an old tree get its groove back, and Randall loses his favorite non-vital organ.

So, You Want to be a Vampire

Mark walks a young couple through the trials of vampire love, and "Larry King disease" ravages New York City.

Kong of Queens

An obsessive-compulsive giant ape needs a job, and Callie struggles with her sudden attraction to Twayne.

Better Off Undead

Randall joins a zombie cult, and Mark performs psychiatric evaluations on his coworkers.

Kill, Mark, Kill!

Mark helps Leonard with his magic wand issues, and Twayne Boneraper meets his two-dimensional soulmate.

Sympathy for the Devil

Councilman Fitzpatrick sells his soul to Twayne, and Callie considers a cushy job in Hell.

Hell for the Holidays

Mark and Randall spend Halloween with Callie's family, and Leonard tries to find people to live in a haunted house.

Trolling for Terror

Randall shambles his way onto an all-creature reality show, and a troll wrestles with riddle addiction.

Soulsucker

Mark and Randall teach a sexed up robot self-control, and Callie mixes up Mark in a demonic ritual.

The Man Birds

Manbird season hits New York City, and Mark finds himself the guardian of a fledgling separated from its flock.

Wet Hot Demonic Summer

Twayne and Callie build a summer camp to cover up their raid on a wizard training ground.

Callie and Her Sister

Callie must care for her younger, hotter demon sister, who happens to be engaged to Twayne.

Ride Me to Hell

When his favorite TV series ends with a dumb twist, Grimes has a complete mental breakdown.

G. I. Twayne

After being drafted into Satan's dark army, Twayne and Mark must do their patriotic duty and end the world.

The Ring of Powers

Mark accidentally reactivates Leonard's magical arranged marriage.

Attack of Mark's Clone

Callie makes an evil Mark clone to compete in the DOI bowling league tournament.

Wail Street

Randall tries to make a quick buck on the Soul Exchange by selling off Mark's immortal soul.

Little Ship of Horrors

Randall is infected by horrifying plants at sea when Twayne throws a cruise ship party.

Lilly and the Beast

Mark hooks up with an old girlfriend to test his open relationship.

Mummy Dearest

Grimes' judgmental mother rises from the dead, and a neglected Randall reconsiders his living situation.

Journey to the Center of Twayne

A Lilliputian arsonist escapes Mark's custody and finds an unlikely hiding place in Twayne's nose.

Any Given Workday

Randall's new arm lands him on the DOI's intramural football team, and Callie pimps out Leonard.

The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

Twayne quits after getting roasted at his DOI 10-year anniversary party, leaving Mark in charge.

Mark Loves Dick

Callie is promptly promoted after turning into a man, causing strife in her relationship with Mark.

The Stalking Dead

Lady Hoo-Ha, America's most adored pop star, goes zombie, and her many devoted fans follow suit.

The Dork Knight

A rabid Bat Boy takes a bite out of Mark, transforming him into New York City's latest superhero.

Fools for Love

Callie's psychotic, prankster ex-boyfriend escapes from an asylum and wreaks havoc on Mark's life.